The only thing standing in your way of health, happiness, confidence and fun is the f*cking fence that you are sitting on!
If one thing is true I know it is this…
You won’t regret taking action but you will regret holding off.
Let me know if this sounds familiar…
- You barely have the energy to fart and you’re sick of wishing time away
- You’re ready to sink your teeth into your health but you don’t know who to trust or where to start
- You’re sick of fad diets and want a program that will keep the weight off long term
- You want to be a fun Mum but you feel like you’re trapped in a useless body
If that sounds about right, then keep on reading.
You know things need to change…
You’re sick of feeling invisible but you kind of wish you were
You’re tired of busting your balls to lose a teeny bit of weight only to put it straight back on
You feel like you’re too far gone and too tired to try something else that won’t work
You want to do fun stuff with your kids but you feel like the least fun person in the world
I’m going to help you get the healthy, happy and fun life that you deserve.
Meet your health guru
Hey! I'm Mon.
I’m a 44 year old Naturopath who has treated just about every illness under the sun. In this freaky deaky world we inhabit, it can be hard to hold onto our health and happiness.
I’ve got a soft spot for Women’s health, cos if us women go down…y’all fucken going down. The world needs healthy, happy women to shine the light amongst all these swinging d*cks.
A few of the biggest factors taking a massive toll on women’s health and vitality are stress, toxicity, and healthy weight management.
I’m proud as f*ck to offer a program that I’ve followed myself and can say with conviction….
It works. Really well. AND….
It’s healthy!
Mon x
Introducing
The Mon Being Signature Program
A Naturopathic detox and weight loss program that covers everything you need to reclaim your health and your life.
how is this program different?
This is not a fad diet.
It ain’t Keto.
(But it’s got the good bits of a Keto diet)
It ain’t Paleo.
(But it’s got the good bits of a Paleo diet)
It ain’t Vego.
(But the ‘Detox’ phase is Vego, and you can easily tweak the ‘Nourish’ phase to Vego)
If anything….it’s Natur-O!
created with health & attainability in mind
The core of The Mon Being Signature Program is based on the following Naturopathic Principles:
Detoxification
Anti-Inflammatory Foods
Foods that reduce inflammation rather than increase inflammation to assist weight loss and make long-term weight management easier.
Intermittent Fasting
Savvy Servings
Nutrients not Calories
Mindful Eating
Compensating for F*ck-Ups
so, how does it work?
The program has 4 components
Detox
Systematic toxin elimination with practitioner-grade supplements & specific meal guidelines
Nourish
Topping up the nutrient pool with delicious & healthy recipes
Relax
Satisfying cravings one day each week
Alumni Program
Weight maintenance including Seasonal detoxes
Each phase comes with:
- A prescription for Naturopathic detox & weight loss supplements
- Specific instructions for when, how, and what to eat
- Exercise guidelines
- Lifestyle advice including how to manage holidays and special occasions, and how to compensate for inevitable f*ck ups
What past students are saying...
Ready to reclaim your life & body?
Dying to know the details?
Here’s how I’ll empower you to become the best version of yourself.
Naturopathic health assessment and prescription
You submit a health questionnaire and I prescribe your practitioner-grade detox and weight loss supplements.
4 Comprehensive Modules
I cover every.f*cking.thing. From preparing for your first detox to your pantry staples for weight maintenance.
50 + Recipes
My ever growing recipe collection is fool proof and delicious.
Support from yours truly
Emails and texts from myself help to keep you on track and adequately scared of me.
And don’t forget about the bonuses
You’re also going to get access to:
Mates rates for health products, forever
10% discount on your Oborne Health Supplies account for supplements, pantry staples and more – delivered directly to your door
Naturopathic Consultations
The option to book regular Naturopathic consultations to keep you on track or take a deeper dive into your health
Invitation to my Private Facebook Group
Lifelong membership to The Mon Being Signature Program private Facebook group
Ready to snag your bonuses?
The results speak for themselves...
Let’s wrap it all up
Here’s what you get when you join.
Naturopathic health assessment and prescription
Value = $150
4 Comprehensive Modules
Value = $579
50 + Curated Naturopath Recipes
Value = $100
Mates rates for health products, forever
Min. Lifetime Value = $1000
Naturopathic Consultations (optional)
From = $150/session
Invitation to my Private Facebook Group
Value = $50
Plus, accountability & support from yours truly
Value = priceless!
Is it time to take the first step towards creating the life that you deserve?
(Fact: F*ck yeah it is. It’s never going to feel like the ‘right time’ and no-one else is going to do this for you….you gotta step up for yourself).
Have a question?
Frequently Asked Questions
The short answer is, in about 1 week. When you join, you’ll submit a health questionnaire. You’ll then receive your prescription for your practitioner grade detox and weight loss supplements, and order online. Within a few days, they’ll arrive on your doorstep. If you’ve also done your organic grocery shopping (as per module 1 instructions), you’re ready to begin on the next Monday that comes around.
Short answer: Hell yes! If anything, it’s even more reason for you to do the program!
Long answer: Your initial health questionnaire will determine if you’re eligible for a Customised Program. This includes a short phone or zoom consultation to ensure safety and epic results. The cost is $99 and you will be prompted to organise your consultation shortly after your health questionnaire submission.
- First 28 days approximately $250 (around $9 / day for around 5 practitioner grade products).
- The following months cost a bit less.
The program is reasonably hardcore in the beginning, but every stage outlines options to make it more manageable but still successful. The Mon Being Signature Program is designed to be sustainable for life, for women who still want to be a part of the real world and have fun.